we're not like most couples

haley—james:

Neal: … Come on.
Peter: Nothing.
Neal: Oh, come on, your sarcasm goes up in direct proportion to your stress level.
Peter: It’s Elizabeth. I forgot to pick up the dry cleaning.
Neal: It happens.
Peter: Apparently all the time. I’ve become the guy who forgets to do it so often she had to pick it up without even asking me if I got it.
Neal: She was angry?
Peter: No.
Neal: And that’s bad.
Peter: Yes. I’m a constant disappointment.
Neal: Did she say that?
Peter: Implied.
Neal: Maybe she finds your forgetfulness endearing.
Peter: I don’t want her to find my forgetfulness endearing! And the worst part is, when she left this morning, I didn’t call her “hon.”
Neal: Have you ever seen an actual fight, because…?
Peter: It’s our own little abbreviation for saying “I love you.” … When we first got married, I used to say “I love you, honey.” Then it became “Love you, honey.” Then “honey.” Now, all we need to say is “hon.”
Neal: Very efficient.
Peter: The point is, I didn’t say it.
Neal: Look, call her, leave her a voicemail, say “hon” before you hang up. Did I miss anything?
Peter: No. I’ll call her as soon as we’re done here.

2x14 Payback


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